Smug fase vs Beginner beans
私の手はアトピーと多分疲れと、何かにかぶれてゾンビみたいになっています。
My hands are desester right now that irritated a lot like zombie.
I have atopy too so it makes more bad.
どこから誰が見ても気持ち悪い。
Everyone could say that really looks hurt and weird.
英語で言うとレディキュラス！となる。
In English plobably "Rediculous" is good words to explain my zombies' hands.
ばあばに言われたし。笑
Baa ba told me like that actually lol.
本当にありえないわよ！もう！って言われた…。
She tatched and checked my hands and told me that's crazy.
I know I know...
I was felt really unconfortable and itchy too.
Even I couldn't sleep well before that day.
だから四日前からお医者に通っているんだが、あぁやはり日本が丁寧すぎるんだよな。
So I tried to see a doctor near me first time.
But yeah Japan's hospital was too kind...
看護師さんには謎の短縮された名前でよばれ、あまりに斬新なアクセントと短縮された感じだったので1回目は呼ばれたことにも気付かず笑
When I'm waiting doctor's appointment, one nurse called my name but she called my name short and different accent which I never heard the pronounce before.
That's why I didn't recognize she called my name.
I notice second time's her calling.
Cuz I catched slightly similar part for my name!
案内された個室ではとってもとっても細かい質問をあびせられ（結構びっくりするセクシャル系含）
When I got in a little room, she was asking me so so many questions include sexal specific things which nobody asked me before in Japan's hospital...
いざ診察室に入ったらゾンビの手を何枚もi phoneで写真撮られて、別の先生まで見物にきて
Then finally time to see actual doctor!
He took my zombie's picts two to three times.
Even he called another colleague and she touched my zombie parts and asked him to share the picts for her.
スーパースターになった気分だった。
I felt like I'm a super star or Hollywood star.
光栄です。
荒れすぎたボロボロの肌の見本の資料に私のゾンビハンドが載るなんて。
I'm really appreciated cuz my zombie might be show up their skin patients' doc files.
Like a star for the file lol!
そして先生と血液検査した方がいい！ってなって予約して、
In addition he told me I need blood inspeciton.
So I decided to do that.
帰る時、そういえば血液検査の施設の営業時間は？
When I left the clinic, I got a question.
"What time the blood inspection's lab is open and close?"
って質問したら受付のお姉さんが
So I asked the reception's lady and she told me
7時から6時まであいてるわよ！
7-6pm!
ってしっかり瞳を見つめていうから90パーまで信じかけて、
Yes.
Her eyes and face is undeniable.
Her attitude is really trustful.
I'm almost believe her 90 percent.
これが詳細よ！って横にいたもう一人の受付のおねえさんがくれた案内には
And another front lady gave me a lab's hour details.
Oh my gosh she is nice too!
When I saw the card, it says
8時から5時ときた
8-5pm
あぶねー！信じるところだった！
隣のお姉さんありがと！
Oh gosh!
First front lady told me wrong!!
Thank you second angel!
You saved my life lol.
日本なら受付できいたら間違いないし、もはやわからなかったら資料とかで確認してくれるだしょ？
In jpapan front people try to prevent telling wrong infos right?
At least, they'll try to check the details just in case.
でもあの自信満々なお姉さんの立ち振る舞い。
But the lady's face and attitude...
私あれできるようになりたい。
I want to copy her!
間違ってるけど、間違ってないときっぱり言えるあの姿勢。
She told me wrong but her face is pretty confident!
いや多分信じ込んでたのかな笑
…I guess she believes her thinking.
うそつくつもりなかったなありゃあ。
Maybe she's still believe she is right.
そんなこんなで貴重な体験をしました。
Anyway!
I got one my first experience in the US.
アメリカに来てはじめてのお医者さんでした。
I went a clinic!
ゾンビから人間に戻りたいよ。
I want to be human hands not zombie's hands.
